Have you ever said something as a parent and then looked at another adult and thought “God, I never thought that would come out of my mouth!” I asked in a parenting group and had an overwhelming response. Many comments included food/eating and body parts! Anything else you would add? Leave a comment and let us know.
“Why is there an apple in the bathtub”
Stop licking the bottom of that shoe”
“No. It’s not nap time yet”— what was I thinking?? It’s always nap time”
“Don’t put your penis on… (the cat, the iPad, the table, etc)”
“Stop sitting on your brothers head”
“We don’t stand on the coffee table! We SIT on the coffee table”
“STOP RIDING YOUR BROTHER!”
“Don’t put your tongue in the fan!!”
“You don’t need to announce when you toot, they announce themselves… just say excuse me and move on.”
“If you don’t stop throwing a fit you don’t get to brush your teeth before bed”
“If you eat 2 more bites of steak you can have some more salad! Like what?”
“That’s not a button that’s the cats butt(hole).”
“Don’t eat the cat.”
“We are a short person family, you come by it naturally”
“please dont wear heels on the hardwood”
“No, you can’t have any more fries until you eat more of your hamburger. Remember, you need to fill up with healthy….. Oh, We’re at McDonald’s.”
“Why don’t you have underwear on and why is your underwear hanging off the tv?”
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